I now know what kittens means - baby cats. OMG. We have two tiny cats in our house. It's beyond my wildest dreams.
They live upstairs and there is a gate between us but I have seen them and smelt them and heard them, they are definitely real. It is too unbelievable and yet it's true.
They are tiny and they move about and make this little meowing noise and I want to be their friend more than anything in the whole world.
The HBs don't seem to understand how much I love them and they keep holding onto me and not letting me rush over to lick them all over.
Kittens, kittens, kittens. Oh joy, oh happy happy joy joy. I feel like I could burst with excitement. I love them, really, really love them. Tiny, little cats. They're tiny and they're cats - tiny cats!
They smell amazing, like cats but sweeter. I have to lick them. I must lick them.
The first day I saw them Mummy HB took my tea up to the gate and I could see them right near me. There was my tea and there were the kittens. It was too much. I ended up inhaling a bit of my food. It took a while to snort it out. Kittens AND tea, what's a dog to do?
Sadly, my funny little human beans (HBs), The Stanley Diaries is no longer active. It's staying online so that you can read back through all my past adventures/experiences and benefit from my pearls of wisdom along the way. It's been fun but I'm bored now *yawns dramatically, stretches then goes back to bed*
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Friday, January 19, 2018
Something Is Definitely Going On
The HBs are acting a bit odd... again.
This time they seem really excited about something. There's quite a lot of high pitched squeaking coming out of them. Now and again they jump up and down clapping their hands together.
One word keeps coming up. I don't know what it means but I have a feeling my life is about to change very dramatically.
The word is...
KITTENS
This time they seem really excited about something. There's quite a lot of high pitched squeaking coming out of them. Now and again they jump up and down clapping their hands together.
One word keeps coming up. I don't know what it means but I have a feeling my life is about to change very dramatically.
The word is...
KITTENS
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
Back From The Groomers
The HBs have gone way too far this time. Just look at me, no further explanation is necessary:
I stink to high heaven.
At least I can see now.
That's something I suppose.
Happy New Year to you too.
I stink to high heaven.
At least I can see now.
That's something I suppose.
Happy New Year to you too.
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