Saturday, April 25, 2015

Time For A Haircut?

A very small HB (you know the tiny ones that sort of swagger from side to side and can only say about ten words or something) pointed at me today and said, 'doggy bear.'
Oh dear.
I'll be sent off to that horrible dog grooming place before you can say 'free gravy bones for all.'
Help.
It's taken ages to grow my lovely locks. I need a 'save the hair' appeal and I need it now before it's too late.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Immortalised

I only need a brass bust (ideally somewhere on a plinth on Central London) then I will be immortalised forever.

Forever Eternal

I've had a cake made of me (a stunning piece of bakery - eat your heart out British Bake Off):


I've had thousands of photographs taken, I've had one of my videos downloaded on YouTube and now to add to the ever increasing marks I am leaving on the HB world, I now have an original piece of art.
Check it out:



If you want to find out about the artist who did it you can look at her website:
http://www.sarahcollinsbarn.com/barking-mad

I'm at the farm, and no...that's not an euphemism, its a real farm, well sort of -  I'm at Sarah and Tim's for a weekend break away from the noisy small HBs.

Bliss.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Best Birthday Ever!

Today all my HBs are amazing (even if they are bald). I was woken up with a pouch for my breakfast (I never get wet food - what a treat) and then a birthday bone! I'm still working on the bone - been at it all day. Delicious. The school run was in the car and two members of my fan club (Gabriel and Lucas) had made me birthday cards. I added them to my one from Tesco Pet Insurance on top of the piano.
I was joined by my walking crew, who all offered birthday greetings, then Ruby came home with me as normal. I had to tell her off for sniffing at my bone, but I went a bit easy on her because she still has a sore paw from playing too rough with Lily the chocolate lab last week. I've told those girls to take it easy, honestly.
There was another walk then round the common, only with Ruby and Seymour (the pip squeak Boston Terrier) but we met Hectar there and I dipped my toe in the duck pond. Then I had two birthday brushes, which felt so good, (plus I always get a chew afterwards) and a cuddle on the sofa. Ruby was collected and then it was school run time. Lots of strokes and tummy tickles from the fan club outside the school gate. Then home for more presents - toys:
1. The Kill
2. The Devouring
3. The Debris

And, its not over...I'm off to my other girlfriend's house now (Orla). She better not smell Ruby on me, but even if she does she can't do anything because its my birthday and dems the rules!